GROSS ENCOUNTERS (OF THE WORST KIND)

Words by John Mazurkiewicz
Music by Joe Stamboni, John Mazurkiewicz and Denis Coughlan

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I walked along the beach, We closed down the saloon
Joe had his old guitar, I had a big harpoon,
Gross encounters, of the worst kind

Majorca was her name, She swam into my life
She's lucky I can't find, My trusty fishing knife,
Gross encounters, of the worst kind

Oh, I'll never get so drunk again, You know I'd rather do a skunk, my friend
I do believe that I have seen the light, Since I beached a whale last night

My wallet's in one piece, An odor's in the air
She really is a beast, I'm missing clumps of hair,
Gross encounters, of the worst kind

The details aren't clear, Last night was like a dream
But in the morning light, She makes me want to scream,
Gross encounters, of the worst kind

If I had a chainsaw, away I would have hacked,
The only thing that saved her was the Endangered Species Act----

She left me in a heap, Upon the bathroom floor
But something seemed to snap, And now I want her more,
Gross encounters, of the worst kind

I'll sail out on the seas, Until I find my mate
Unless the Japanese, Put my girl on their plates,
Gross encounters, of the worst kind

(repeat and fade)

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