We are not responsible for anything bad or wrong that may happen to you as a result of
listening to, recording or making us all a small fortune off of the songs featured on this web site.
We are only responsible for good things, happy things and good fortune that may shine upon you
(and us) when you take one of our songs and record it, release it and we all make a bundle of
money. After this happens, we will become lifelong friends, business associates and (if we really,
really like you) maybe even miniature golf partners.

On a serious note, we consider these songs our intellectual property and a source of potential
income for us and our families. We know YOU would never try to rip us off for our property,
but some other idiots might. That's why we have retained the services of a very high-powered music
business attorney in New York that "has our back," as we say in these here parts.

It's a small world and it's getting smaller every day. People who used to be able to take a song and
translate it into a foreign language and never pay royalties are finding it harder and harder to
make a sleazy living. Others who take someone's CD and replicate it and sell it will find it
increasingly difficult to rob and pillage someone else's creation.

Therefore, we are prepared to do whatever it takes to preserve our rights and interest in our creations,
these things we call songs. That's why we have copyright laws, performing rights societies,
collection agencies and attorneys. We hope you will agree that there's nothing more touching than a
song that hits you right in the heart, pounds you over the head and sticks to you like glue, making it
impossible to get through a day without humming or singing it. Then, years later, hearing it again and
remembering where you were and what you were doing in your life at that time and bringing back the
same feelings as if they have just happened. To us at Mazmania, that's what it's all about.